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What the heck was Olympic high jumper Amy Acuff thinking when she posed for a photo spread and the cover of the September issue of Playboy magazine?

Amy Acuff
Just be glad the weightlifters didn't want to be in this.

A. "This brings new meaning to the Fosbury Flop."

B. "It worked for the Women of Enron."

C. "I sure hope nobody calls me 'Amy A-Cup'."

D. "The name of the magazine led me to believe it was some sort of sports publication. My bad."

E. "I lucked out. The athletes in even lower-profile sports were stuck posing for 'Swank' and 'Cheri'."

F. "No, I will not participate in your pole vault."