“Symmetry’s overrated me thinks. Look at the scars all over the sphinx! Even the planet spins with a tilt. Everybody built like a quilt—”

i dunno man something about neil cicierega singing about how everyone and everything is flawed. and how we should embrace it clutches head in hands brings knees up to chest lemon demon song lyrics shitpost shitposting sardonic rambles

takes a long drag off my cigarette and looks off into the distance. do y'all ever think dallas winston had gay thoughts.

dont know why i'm asking when we all know the answer dallas winston the outsiders outsiders shitpost shitposting sardonic rambles

DnD players everywhere after hearing that Lady Yang fucked a dragon

IF SHE CAN DO IT SO CAN WE give me those seduction points dnd puppet history season 6 puppet history spoilers puppet history shane madej ryan bergara joyce louis jean the professor watcher watcher entertainment we are watcher shitpost shitposting live blogging sardonic rambles

sardonic-the-writer

sardonic-the-writer

Someone once told me I was Hamilton becuase I never. fucking. stop. writing. And honestly. Yeah. Fanfiction waits for no one pussy. I must feed the masses

sardonic-the-writer

This is what I mean when I say I’m feeding the masses btw just in case you didn’t know

shitpost shitposting fanfiction sardonic rambles

live footage of me watching ryan and the professor rekindle their relationship over a saxophone man

WAAAAAH puppet history season 6 puppet history spoilers puppet history the professor shane madej ryan bergara steven lim beef boy AUGH watcher watcher entertainment we are watcher shitpost shitposting sardonic rambles

Me (clinicaly insane) watching Shane and Ryan (clinicaly insane) go ghost hunting for the hundredth time (a clinicaly insane activity)

me explaining to my normal friends with normal interests okay okay and then and then they went down ANOTHER dark hallway and their audio recorder picked up a NOISE ghost files shane ryan shane and ryan shane madej ryan bergara watcher watcher entertainment blorbo blorbo posting shitpost shitposting sardonic rambles

California girls we’re unforgettable—

shitpost shitposting music gifs gif jerma sardonic rambles sard jams out to the tunes

sardonic-the-writer

sardonic-the-writer

takes a long drag off my cigarette and looks off into the distance. do y'all ever think dallas winston had gay thoughts.

self rb dont know why i'm asking when we all know the answer dallas winston the outsiders outsiders shitpost shitposting sardonic rambles

you’re telling me these are the same guys that kicked goatman off their bridge and ran through an underground body chute

i love them unconditionally your honor i alsp demand mpre ghost files goddamnit /p for the first one ghost files buzzfeed unsolved bfu shane and ryan shane madej ryan bergara ryan and shane watcher watcher entertainment blorbo blorbo posting shitpost shitposting sardonic rambles

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kkoongie

Discord screenshots that make you feel like you’ve been approached in a dark alley